Total Medals Earned: 554 (From 83 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,890 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 4/7 (85/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Passed 1 Cactus!
Passed 15 Cactuses!
Passed 50 Cactuses!
Medals Earned: 35/69 (210/500 points)
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.